Poor man’s Optane

And you could upgrade them too. Back when socketed CPUs existed on laptops along with expansion slots, and batteries were removable with a thumb latch (and most laptops could run on the power adapter without the battery being installed, which prevented trickle charging related battery degradation, perfect for a “desktop replacement” that would spend a lot of its time hooked up to power before that category of laptops even really existed). Good times.

Because we’re their pet.

And the project manager is just talking about his son’s college football game for 44 of those minutes.

School

Residential

Yeah we know where they want to take this.

That’s a really short private key though. Anyone want to do a feasibility analysis on brute forcing it?

Update: apparently it’s not actually written by a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/psbku2/where_are_our_poems_brenda/hdouekc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Multiple Chromium browsers that probably send telemetry to Google, no less.

I’d be slightly less hateful of Electron if it used a non-Google engine, but alas Chrome is the new 90’s Internet Explorer and everyone needs to bend over backwards to it.