BLASPHEMY!
Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!
Yeah. We don’t do that here
Fuck you.
Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.
BLASPHEMY!
Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!