I can’t tell if this is real life or sarcasm…

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

Neat. I didn’t know any services like this existed.

Should I be wary of using this while logged in to my Microsoft account?

Not in the slightest. I feel the same way.

Naw, it’s actually one Kinda Gallon; a Kinda Gallon of course referring to the average of the masses of a gallon of water, a gallon of beer, and a gallon of whiskey.

All, of course based on how many kerned 1s and 0s (alternatingly) you could fit printed in 12pt Times New Roman font within the thing’s length.

Also, you need to alternate rounding your error (i.e. quarter rounds down, but hotdog rounds up, etc)

Better yet, just use “cooz” as the “common unit”

Then it’s proportioned following fluid ounce measurements from there. e.g. “coc” (computer cup) is 16 coozes.

This is how I feel every time I see an overpowered “prototype” weapon in a video game that works better than the standard version.

Or pro numbers, depending on how you look at it.

Fuck, you guys made it to part 2?

I’ve just figured out linked lists and I want to call that the solution ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Counter point:

Always and Never is never bad.

Can you pass any guides on how to do this?