Joke on you ! I piggyback on real programmers to do the hard work and just assemble them in ugly mishmash and voilà ! “My” app.

Dad, please come back. Mom is hoarding all the meth and Beth new boyfriend isn’t even a cartel boss. He’s a an accountant for god sake ! AN ACCOUNTANT !

Sorry, I only use base 2. Huuuhhh… I mean base 10 but not really base 10 because I use base 2 you see…fuck!

I already speak Arabic so they’re this much 🤏 close calling me one. One thing am sure about is that am a pirate. Harr harr me hearties !!