FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.

Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee’s office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.

I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first

In bigger company’s C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers

It’s management alll the way down

Damn bro quite literally same

Except i think some of our spring boot might still be 1.5

Hey there old sport, Might I interest you in a reverse mortgage or some collectors coins?

And then you close the ticket and mark it as wont do because they dont know what they want and the details dont help