Lawrence Greenspoon has a terrible toupe.

This is actually a choice. The rich have decided that millennials will suffer so they don’t have to. We outnumber them.

If only there were fewer dickheads looking for a fight online. If only.

“They said”

When I was in the military, the shooting instructors said they preferred training females because they haven’t been trained poorly by somebody else.

EDIT: Designating recruits as male and female is the way the military does things. I don’t use the terms male and female when referring to groups of humans. I felt the need to clarify since somebody already took offense.