[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read: The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that has no testing process Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike! Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]