I am Lattrommi. Yes, that one. You’ve never heard of me? Within the boundless expanse of the internet, you may find my life story and you might find nothing. It’s said that anything you put on the internet is there forever. Immortal. Not me. I do not live forever. I am always dying. ¿|√∞²|?
I’m not sure that’s true, I’m going to ask Jeeves.