Your version of Florida looks funny…

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Meh, you can find them for like $75 million here in the states if you shop around…

https://web.archive.org/web/20230919001454/https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-stealth-fighter/7667184419.html

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At least cats and dogs serve a purpose, they eat rats and keep away the criminals.

When has a cow ever done anything intelligent to benefit you?

If cows aren’t meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of food?

Unless they’re cheese flavored chips…

Also at least 8 burgers and a gallon of milk.

Meanwhile, humans sleep just like the rest of the mammals.

Even with modern tech, have you ever tried keeping steady eyes on 50+ acres of land?

Didn’t think so.

We can do better than that!

How to steal a Cow in 60 seconds

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