yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you’re not even trying.

yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.

no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.

what’s the difference between a pedestrian and a pedophile?

I dunno, I was texting, didn’t listen past the first syllable. oof, fucking potholes here, amirite?

-every driver