Take your meds

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

Because the only thing that unites them is a desire to return to slavery

pay

Were 9.99 million sold back to the company like when conservatives boost shitty Ann Coulter books onto the NYT bestseller list?

This is mostly weird because putting Denuvo on Tekken is like having the Green Berets restrict access to a cardboard box full of hair clippings. Would any appreciable number of people even bother pirating it in the first place? You can get the Tekken gameplay experience by playing Cookie Clicker.