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You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don’t have deterministic outcomes. You write a “Hello, World!” program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell’s payroll department. Shit’s crazy.

Hum… I fail to see any difference to regular C(++)^1.

In fact, I don’t see anything not possible with C(++)^0. Only the syntax changes.

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