sees them using Assembly

okay this probably doesn’t make sense but I’m too lazy to prove it

sees them typing into notepad

“Wait this might actually be legit…”

I’d love it if they made a movie on Mel. The guy who coded a magnetic drum completely by hand.

He’d memorized a gazillion opcodes and tuned the drum to do better even before compilers had been implemented. He just didn’t trust them so he refused to use the compiler lol

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