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“ITs secret weapon:” Picture of power button

Or

While True{
    give_booze("*");
}

*Include your favorite drink here

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Might be fun to rig the power button so if someone presses it, that song from the Transformers animated movie starts playing…

“You’ve got the touch. You’ve got the power! Yeah!”

If NotDrunk: GiveBooze(“*”) Else: GiveBooze(“water”)

Edit:Formatting is jumbled. Can’t be arsed to fix it

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