I’m not really a programmer but when I code something at work to make my job easier and I have to go before I finish it, I write a little comment for my future self to explain how I’m thinking at the moment, to help restore the flow.

Usually it doesn’t work. :-D

You didn’t have to explain you aren’t really a programmer.

Saying you write comments implies it.

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My code’s self documenting I swear

megane-kun
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My comment is self-documenting, I swear!

Now you can try to get chatgpt to explain what it does. Or Facebooks code llama.

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Because my work tends to have me working on a wide variety of features, and thus operating on vastly different parts of the codebase, I make it a point to comment out every change I make complete with the ticket that requested the change, and what the intended effect of the change is.

Cue me returning to piece of code I made (after the inevitable bug has arisen) and me staring at my own code changes in bewilderment, wondering what past me really wanted to do. Hahaha!

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