BaldProphet
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Every time I mention that I have a very modest ability to write code, people instantly think I’m a genius and can make a computer do anything.

SokathHisEyesOpen
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Can you get this virus off my computer?

Look, I’ve just had this incredible idea for an app. It’s like Netflix but better, you can probably code it in a month and make us billionaires

I’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.

Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.

My guy wanted to use drones to cut hedges.

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