Man if you actually use proper http status codes instead of returning 200 to every single request no matter the outcome, you’re already better than a lot of “senior” developers. If you’ve written any amount of half-useful readmes or docs or even comments, you’re well above the average. If you’re aware that git has more than 3 commands, you’re well on your way to godhood.
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Man if you actually use proper http status codes instead of returning 200 to every single request no matter the outcome, you’re already better than a lot of “senior” developers. If you’ve written any amount of half-useful readmes or docs or even comments, you’re well above the average. If you’re aware that git has more than 3 commands, you’re well on your way to godhood.
I dazzle the youngins every time I
git rebaseWhereas I…uh… Give the youngins a memorable story to tell later, when I
git rebase.Fantasticly written. I’m going to quote you in my team onboarding documents.
Did you inherit the same project I did?
Did they also not use feature branches, API documentation, or any frontend framework, opting to create one based on jQuery instead?
You mean every error shouldn’t be a 500?