IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you’re doing.
Addendum: In that alias, I would’ve used left angle bracket instead of cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.
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That’s why I’ve got my IDE configured to make a commit and push for every single ctrl-s.
And one more thing, I’m not going to squash before my final PR.
EDIT:
For those of you interested, here’s my gitconfig alias to help with this workflow:
IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you’re doing.
Addendum: In that alias, I would’ve used left angle bracket instead of
cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.Wouldn’t that mean you just have shit tons of commits? What about the commit message?
“Hit Ctrl-S”
The more the merrier. I edited my comment above to show my git alias for comments :)
Timestamp would suffice
I meant whatever works for you, but if a coworker did that I would be fuming
That sounds just awful. But ok.
I’d expect the poo emoji at that point.
Pure evil.
Your sarcasm is brutal! That’s sarcasm, right? RIGHT?!
Squash and Force Push. Your whole life in one line.
Combine that with my pre-push hook that runs linting and tests, which takes about 10 minutes, and you’re gonna have a good time
I’ve long ago disabled the tests and only run linting now, i’m not a machochist