The Giant Korean
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Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don’t go into a fruit salad.

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

@CoderKat@lemm.ee
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Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.

What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?

Then it’s ketchup

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