What? You don’t like that the BullshitInjectionScanner scans your Classpath for Beans and sacrifices 12-56 goats to all instances of Godable, to inject bullshit values in all @bullshittable classes?
Seriously though, I hate all the voodoo and black magic going on behind the scenes without any reasonable form of control for me.
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Yeah. It’s a pretty solid illustration of how I feel when I get to debug a bullshitFactoryInjection pattern in Java, actually.
What? You don’t like that the BullshitInjectionScanner scans your Classpath for Beans and sacrifices 12-56 goats to all instances of Godable, to inject bullshit values in all @bullshittable classes?
Seriously though, I hate all the voodoo and black magic going on behind the scenes without any reasonable form of control for me.
So… Every time you open a java project?