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Step 1: Google

Step 2: Copy

Step 3: Paste

Step 4: Go to Step 1

Heydo
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For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

@danc4498@lemmy.world
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I had that exact same problem and this website fixed my issue perfectly.

I knew what it was going to be and I still clicked it, you sonnova…

More like :

  1. Open github
  2. Search cool project that you wanna tried
  3. git clone
  4. Open your downloaded project in your favorite text editor
  5. Install required dependencies
  6. Compile
  7. ???
  8. Run
  9. Profit
  10. Repeat to step 1
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