Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

PHP: Problem -> real_solution_for_real_this_time() (real_solution_i_swear() is unsafe and deprecated)

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PHP: Problem -> Laravel -> Solution

Ahem: Problem -> Laminas -> Solution

Eh, your statement is accurate for PHP4 and still relevant up to PHP5.2… We’re on PHP8.3 now and PHP8.0 is now out of security updates. I know it’s trend to hate on PHP but you’ve got to at least update your materials to var-vars… it’s like knocking node for having substr() and substring().

trend to hate on PHP

2 years ago I tried to give a drupal project the ci/cd makeover (i.e. containers, test-deployments, reproducable builds, etc)… that’s when my hate was freshly renewed.

At this point I think it’s ok to let a dead language die and move on to something else (anything else, really)

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