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Seriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?

I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!

death, taxes, and databases

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Tax data is stored in a database.

Birth and death data are stored in a database.

I see a pattern here.

If you are not born, and if you don’t die, you won’t get dumped.

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Well damn.

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