Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

opens htop threateningly

Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.

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