Objects are fine.

OOP sucks.

Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.

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This has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.

I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying

“I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!”

But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.

We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion

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It would say Prototype­Filter­Stub­Facade­Bridge­Decorator­Task­Request­Map­Event­Exporter­Info­Model­Request­Iterator

He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.

If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.

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