The Year: 2092

The Problem: Timezones are annoying

The Solution: Space mirrors! A series of mirrors in space would rotate to keep the entire planet under a single time zone. A perfect global time system is born!

Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?

There have been several concepts drawn up about using space mirrors as a way to focus the light from the sun into a deathray

That was a nod to Great Moments in Unintended Consequences. (Example)

I got that reference! Surprised to see it out in the wild.

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