Ever want a bloody nose for 5 months of the year? MOVE TO EDMONTON! Ever feel like driving through a city of one way streets, 5 LANES WIDE? MOVE TO EDMONTON!
Want to buy a politician? Move to Onterrible, Doug will shut down a perfectly fine landmark and sell the land to you so you can build on it! Ontario, everything is for sale! ~unless we get caught then we will buy all that crown land back~
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Ever want a bloody nose for 5 months of the year? MOVE TO EDMONTON! Ever feel like driving through a city of one way streets, 5 LANES WIDE? MOVE TO EDMONTON!
Ever wanted to afford a house?Oh wait, we’re shitting on Edmonton, so I won’t mention the one big advantage.Ever wanted to live in Calgary, but without the spectacular scenery and happening social scene? And WTF is up with that road system?
Want to buy a politician? Move to Onterrible, Doug will shut down a perfectly fine landmark and sell the land to you so you can build on it! Ontario, everything is for sale! ~unless we get caught then we will buy all that crown land back~
I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do when I was 10. Might take you guys another 10 years to get yours (back)