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No that’s dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

Hmmm. I think you’re thinking of a dreadnaught. A deadlock is a magic using class in popular roleplaying games whose game powers are granted by a powerfu, but often manipulative, patron.

No that’s a dead loch. A deadlock is the bond of matrimony between two individuals

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That’s a warlock. Deadlock is the first frontman from AC/DC, before they got that Geordie fellow.

No, that’s Dreadnought. Deadlock is a Batman villain who is an expert in firearms.

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Not, you’re thinking of Deadshot. A deadlock is a Scottish body of water that has been polluted to the point that no life exists in the lake.

No, you’re thinking of a dead lach. A deadlock is an anti folk music pioneer—not really dead yet though he claims to be dead inside.

No, you’re thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.

Ackchyually, you’re referring to Deathlok. Deadlock is a cartoon metal band from the mid to late 2000s.

sorry to ruin the chain but it’s loch, not lach. no irn bru for you!

Eh I just misspelled it, the spirit, pronunciation are still there. I consider the chain in tact.

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