Head to Vegas and bet all 100 Million that the Earth will be destroyed by an Asteroid in the next 25 days.
Earth not destroyed? 100 Million is gone and the Billion is yours.
Earth IS destroyed? You aren’t alive to know that you won the bet but lost the Billion.
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Head to Vegas and bet all 100 Million that the Earth will be destroyed by an Asteroid in the next 25 days.
Earth not destroyed? 100 Million is gone and the Billion is yours. Earth IS destroyed? You aren’t alive to know that you won the bet but lost the Billion.
You literally cannot lose.
No gambling, one of the rules.