At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
(so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.
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SQL does pair well with getting drunk…
Itssss fine it’s only the dev database I can drop this table
At my first and only job involving SQL, the dev database was also the (only) backup.
The company was so cheap, only 2 people could log onto the server at a time, yet there were 5 admins that needed access.
(so they saved a few thousand on licenses, at the expense of half the employees sitting idle at any time, and getting frustrated.
But don’t use JavaScript to add up the bill.
Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.
“6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water… That’s a total of 694.20 please.”
Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that’s a human right.
As a SQL deleloper, can cornfirm.