davel [he/him]
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Biblically accurate programming language.

==

Well there’s your problem, you’re using an operator that shouldn’t exist. Triple equals all the things and if you want to coerce types write it out explicitly.

Zagorath
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== is acceptable for null checks. And basically nothing else.

It should probably be replaced with a more bespoke operator for that, like x isempty or something.

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The ?? operator?

While you are basically right, the problem is that there is an operator that should not exist. Though that is not the biggest problem of JavaScript.

Surprise Type coercion is our greatest weapon!

What about the limitless coffers of Rome implicit global scope?

Well then, surprise type coercion and the limitless coffers of Rome implicit global scope are our greatest weapons.

["a"] + ["b"] = "ab"

Goodnight, everyone.

And in the case of 2024 year old baby Jesus, the Holy Spirit is… NOT the Father!

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