On a sidenote I believe this meme did not foresee webasm ;-;

It works for roller coasters, it will work for my crappy website. By the way, isn’t it what rails is??

At least asm won’t stab you in the back

no, it stabs you repeatedly in the face

Lol.

You know what I mean though? There’s no optimising compiler to do something entirely unexpected when you accidentally invoke UB.

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