Secure your data, 'cross digital plains,
SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains.
Guard our whispers shared in vast array,
Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.
Private keys sign languages unseen,
With cryptic code, true identity glean.
In data’s flow, a beacon of trust,
Shields against the cyber gust.
Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought,
In digital realms, safety is bought.
To trust in sites, oh users yearn,
Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.
To intercept or change, a daunting quest,
With SSL Certificates, our data’s at rest.
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Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.
what a wise man
Was this from when he was writing otHello World
To bug or not to bug, that’s the question.
Perfect iambic pentameter.
Nearly. I’m counting 19, but that’s close enough IMO.
Timeless.
An ssl 'rr’r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s’rv’r cannot beest madeth
If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)
Secure connection cannot thou obtain
for SSL hath failed and err’ gain’d.
Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck
When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d
My favoured sonnet.
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world write a sonnet about ssl certificates
Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.
Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.
Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.
To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data’s at rest.
Meme doesn’t need the bottom half