Jurassic Park - Dennis Nedry "Anybody want a soda or something?"
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Clip from the movie Jurassic Park - 1993Dennis offers to buy the guys a soda or something.

Lmao real

In my company…

Junior1: (overly detailed explanation, no definite completion date)

Junior2: (reason why not done, no completion date)

Senior1: I’ll be done on time (no other details)

Senior2: Finished task (no other details)

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