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How many contributors in this latest release?
I’m an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.
I feel like I’m a release candidate myself.
I’m a LTS male
Only in the nights, in the daytime you’re RTM 😏
RTFM
I might be a stale pull request
I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away
ok meeeeeeee
I’m an EOL male.
Nah Bro imma cherry pick u
Push it
I’m a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer’s spam folder
Sounds like you’ve contributed to
gitDamn I’m deprecated
I ain’t but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL
let me fork you
A few patches and you’re good as new.
Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild
I’m mostly bug-free.
Programming proves sigmas don’t exist
Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets
Gotta have that nightly release
this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently
Don’t forget to sign your commitment, using -S.