Sadly yes… waiting on that bug fix still… I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I’ll have sex with them as a donation…
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How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.
I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.
wait, programmers have girlfriends ?
Sadly yes… waiting on that bug fix still… I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I’ll have sex with them as a donation…
Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.
Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!
Oh you’ll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🤣
Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.
And that’s not the only thing we’re going to expand. 😉
Getting into c++ as well then?
Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets 😏
Same, I’ve gotten a little bit rusty
How about both?
It’s really hard to code while fucking.
Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.
And burn your partner’s back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?
don’t kink shame
That’s why you use a MacBook with ARM.
It seems a good way to learn.
Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept