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Trumps said I can have docs, law says not those ones, hard left turn to royals.

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Toy shops across the US have reported a plummet in sales of kids tactical play vests as a large section of the product’s demographic are landing in jail.


Donnie, flee to Russia before it’s too late

Before it’s too late

Before it’s too late

Donnie, flee to Russia before it’s too late

Before they blow up your world

Next press conference he will be in an adidas tracksuit crouched awkwardly on the ground saying, “It was a joke comrade”.



Trump screamed from his jail cell, “Biden is a bad person, Hillary is a bad woman, I am the man that the camera loves and will save America. Just check my TV ratings. Best ever they say.” For months he continued this chant until his mind began to crumble. Towards the end he just stood leaning awkwardly forward, his one allowed prison uniform exception his comically long red tie almost touching the ground, repeating over and over again with a blank stare,

“Person, woman, man, camera, TV”, “ Person, woman, man, camera, TV”, …


This simply converts an ethernet LAN port to wireless WiFI IEEE 802.11AC (110v AC in US and 220v AC in other regions). Pretty standard stuff. At least that is what the IT support guy in the alley behind the pizza place told me when I bought it.


“She’s everything. He’s just Ben”

Dude legit turned up in kids sized Chuck Norris Action Jeans and took notes in a Barbie movie. Took notes in a Barbie movie.