My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies have ever seen. My ful review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

I normally post news on here but this picture is legit hilarious. Mods feel free to delete if not appropriate 😹

This movie perfectly demonstrated being a dude. All the Kens becoming day drinking degenerates without Barbie around is literally what I did last weekend when my girlfriend went to a wedding.

She wasn’t there to fetch you a broski beer?

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As long as he enjoyed his alone time in his mojo dojo casa house, that’s all that matters!

No it was also annoying because mini fridges only fit 6 packs.

And the little freezer is so tiny it’s basically useless!

Why even give this a-hole the time of day? We should all just ignore him.

I mean I agree, but this is absolutely hilarious. I haven’t laughed out loud in months and I just snortled the beer out from my nose. I’m dying. Send help.

The actual content of the movie is irrelevant; his reaction was foreordained, because that’s his schtick. Just replace him the free-tier ChatGPT and move on. At least AI sometimes comes up with surprising/interesting takes.

Welp, I wasn’t even going to go see Barbie, but now I’ll go to watch it just out of spite lol.

“She’s everything. He’s just Ben”

Dude legit turned up in kids sized Chuck Norris Action Jeans and took notes in a Barbie movie. Took notes in a Barbie movie.

Ben Shapiro took notes in a Barbie movie.

How much are billboards these days?

That was fantastic and brilliantly clever. Thank you.

Imagine being outraged and miserable for a living.

I’ve not even seen the movie, but Jesus fucking Christ.

It’s the only thing he can market himself as, can he? A constipated anti-woke alpha-male always enraged at something.

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He’s so miserable which is why it makes sense that he radicalised Alexandre Bissonnette into committing the Quebec mosque shooting (even though he keeps trying to deny it)

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He seems like a guy who secretly collect barbie dolls but dont want anyone to know because he thinks he is too tough for dolls.

too tough for dolls

Either that or he doesn’t want people to know what he does to them.

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If he was the kind of guy who secretly collects barbie dolls, somehow I don’t think his take on WAP would have been such a self-own.

An hour+ long toy ad from a multinational corporation is “woke”… oookie-dookie…

This is the epitome of “conservatives” today: unhappy, vengeful, trying to destroy things for other people, and only focused on nonsense culture-war stuff.

It makes me sad. If they just spent a fraction of the effort they use to tear things down to build something worthwhile up instead, we’d be much better off.

The problem is that their idea of making things better usually involves ranting against and/or hurting people they don’t like. I honestly can’t think of a single thing their ideology would encourage building up that wouldn’t be exclusionary or else harmful to multiple groups of people.

Don’t be sad! There’s people of all political groups and belief systems working hard right this moment to improve things, they are just quiet and don’t draw attention to themselves… Join them and we can literally make the world a better place! 😁

You’re absolutely right. :)

of all political groups and belief systems

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Uh, I’m not using Beehaw and didn’t choose to follow their rules. It’s fine if sites connect with each other, but Beehaw chose to federate with me, not the other way around! Follow their rules? Fuck that nonsense…

This conversation is taking place on beehaw, just FYI.

The community is !politics@beehaw.org, and it is moderated by Beehaw users. By visiting you implicitly agree to the local rules.

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If you are commenting in a Beehaw community, yes, you are using Beehaw. Please be nice in our communities – it’s the one rule we have, and by posting/commenting here, you’re subject to that rule. If you don’t want to do that, you’re more than welcome to find other communities and instances to participate on.

Oh my god, we found that douchebag American tourist other countries complain about

Which is really sad. What “conservatives” are representing isn’t even conservative at all; it’s just regressive, authoritarian non-sense. Conservatives (real ones) have an important part to play in a properly working political system (which we don’t have in the United States). Ideally, we’d have a a progressive party and a conservative party; the former looking for reforms anywhere they can, even to the point of burning down the system, and the latter urging caution and ensuring the stability and safety of the system. Instead, the U.S. has a conservative party (Democrats) and a fascist/regressive party (Republicans). So, instead of moving forward with caution, we’re moving backward.

Meanwhile I will be wearing my pink “Bad Guy” Vegeta shirt and cracking jokes with my friends AFTER the movie, like a true American.

Wtf is that beard? Looks like he drew it on with magic marker

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I guess he just needed an excuse to watch this movie

It’s weird, I keep wondering who this movie is for. I’m pretty woke and someone would have to pay me to see it.

Hopefully nobody mistakes this pussy as being an example of manhood.

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Just keep giving him the attention he’s after.

As long as he has an audience of “true believers” in his bullshit, ignoring him and the impacts of the lies he spreads will continue to increase.

Bullshit needs to be called out.

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All I see here is a bunch of people publicizing his PR stunt. Which is exactly the reaction he’s going for.

The trick is not engaging him in a way he wants you to. Laughing at how ridiculous he is and blowing him off are fine. Making fun on him in a way that gets across you don’t take him seriously is also ok.

He doesn’t deserve interactions with anyone/anything that legitimizes him, but casual mocking is a good thing. Treat him like like the clown he is so others start seeing him as such.

It really doesn’t matter, the things he does are predestined to give him what he wants. What matters is what we want, and what we want is to make fun of him and completely drive his ugly genocidal spirit into the ground.

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This is great news for the Barbie Movie

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