did you take possession of the turkey or did you buy intangible turkey?

if a building is built into a hillside in the uk and has exits on floors 2 and 5, which would be the ground floor?

My experience is that you start work and the next day is off so you just lock the doors and keep working, but maybe there are financial institutions without backlogs idunno.

Is he cute?

regarding day change, you could also just have it change at UTC midnight and the entire planet bongs at that time if they’re awake.

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

I’m Dr. Nguyen Van Thok from… Uh… someplace far away! Yes that will do.

This makes me seethe and rage and turns my piss to vinegar.

I would fucking too download a car if I could get the godsdamned thing to work.

Policemen stopped wearing helmets around here decades ago. But I’d shit in one anyways