If only I could afford a place with a garden!

What if he had texted “👍🤣🤣🤣” or “👍 jk”? Or if the snarky thumbs-up was implied by the texter? There’s a heck of a lot of room for ambiguity.

The judge’s rationalizations (per this article) are abhorrent.

K I’m gonna have to read it again…

Even this little step is on a voluntary basis, yay.