The piece you’re missing is that all those wars after WW2 they weren’t fighting to save the world. They were fighting to line the pockets of the military industrial complex (and big oil) that sprouted up around post WW2 America. The goal wasn’t to “win” it was to funnel as much money into the pockets of several already rich and powerful cunts as possible.

If there was actually a threat to American citizens and we wanted to delete that threat entirely we would have absolutely no issues completely leveling pretty much any foreign nation with or without nukes.

Canada’s actually military would be a speed bump for ours. Nothing.

But dealing with the global backlash and potential escalation to nuclear war would be an unmitigated disaster for not only the US but the whole world.

We may not know exactly what would happen in the fallout after the hypothetical invasion but I think we can all agree it would be very bad for pretty much everyone on the planet.

See I would have no problem with that but the other people living in this house would have a lot of problems with that. Namely the women. I know for a fact me and the other guys would prefer it but the ladies would never green light something that “ugly” lol.

Yeah at some point you just say fuck it and limp along until the problem is big enough that it’s time for a completely new house or you move.

In our situation it’s one of those things where it just doesn’t seem worth it to properly address because if we are gonna have an electrician cut a bunch of holes in our walls to redo all the wiring we may as well have a plumber cut a bunch of holes in our ceiling to insulate all the pipes they installed in the ceiling crawl space without any insulation. And if we have them cutting holes in every wall and every ceiling we may as we lost have them tear the whole goddamn house down and start over properly lol.

That’s the best part. It’s not in the kitchen. My room is on the complete opposite side of the house. Literally the furthest room from the kitchen.

Whatever drunk moron wired the house back in the 70s did so in such a confusing manner that electricians give us the “fuck no I’m not fixing that” price when we ask them what it would cost to sort out our completely nonsensical wiring. I think the last guy we talked to quoted us 30k and he pretty much flat out told us nobody will ever want to unfuck our house.

I got a UPS cause the breaker to my room likes to trip if I am gaming and someone in the house decides to microwave something for 10 minutes. My desktop, three monitors (2x1080p 60hz + a 1440p 144hz) and my 3d printer all running at full tilt will suck my 1500w UPS dry in about 2 minutes lol.

If I’m not gaming and say just watching YouTube while not 3d printing anything that same UPS can run for almost 15 minutes.

1. I don’t like bars. They are too loud for actual conversation, the drinks are overpriced and I typically don’t enjoy the company of women that go to bars frequently. I have also never harassed any women I don’t know. I have jokingly harassed women who already know me, but I doubt that’s what you’re talking about there.

2. Never owned a truck. Never “rolled coal” in my life.

3. I get along with basically any group of people you introduce me to as long as it isn’t a bunch of extremist nutjobs such as yourself. I was able to get along with every clique in highschool/college and I have only had one coworker in my entire life that I didn’t get along with.

You are making a lot of assumptions about me and literally none of them have been correct.

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/illegal-crossings-northern-us-border-terror-suspects-arrested/

Alright how about a left wing news source? Does that tickle your pickle?

Trump has negative dick. There’s actually a black hole where he would have a dick. It’s just expanding and swallowing the whole world into it.

Unfortunately we all gotta be there when it happens I guess lol

Well yeah. Obviously people are only going to want to immigrate to somewhere better. Why the fuck would anyone wanna move into a shittier house? That would be like me moving to Canada. It just wouldn’t make any sense.

And I completely agree with that last statement.

Except Canada hasn’t exactly been the best neighbor for awhile. They got a dilapidated fence with holes in it and we asked them nicely to fix it. They said no. So we asked less nicely.

We did try the nice way first.

…Kutcher ?

Damn. For a country that apparently is just an absolute dumpster fire of garbage we sure do seem to have the highest immigration rates of anywhere on the planet.

So either all those people from all over the world who want to be in America are all stupid or you are wrong about America … Hmmmm I wonder which one it is.

Oh I don’t disagree. Trump is a fucking moron and it probably would have been in your best interest to ignore him entirely, but you didn’t so here we are.

Mexico was the preferred point of entry for a long time but it’s been Canada instead for awhile now.

https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/yes-there-is-a-terrorism-problem-at-the-canada-us-border

It’s cute that you think other nations would side with Canada in the unlikely situation there we are no longer allies.

I’m sure some would side with Canada, but I think you would find it pretty lonely in that little group.

We could invade Canada with the fuckin national guard if we wanted. Y’all have like 3 tanks and a bunch of moose. Hell we could probably have Montana do it on their own.

Both Canada and Mexico expanded on those previous deals which is all he wanted.

Canada didn’t even try and negotiate anything else. Pathetic.

At least Claudia Sheinbaum had the balls to ask Trump to do something about the guns the cartel is managing to get out of America. I respect her not only doing what Trump asked but not just backing down immediately and making sure Mexico could also benefit from the stupid interaction. She’s fantastic.

Must be nice living in that alternate reality you’ve fabricated in your mind.

America lost 0 wars to Canada (not that any of that matters for this current conversation about the world of 2025). There was a stalemate, but if you wanna count that as a win for Canada you go right ahead man.

I do think Canada could survive if they went cold turkey on American goods and services. It would SUCK for y’all for a while, but I think you could do it. You would probably spend a ton of money and time expanding your exporting capabilities to go more global, but why bother when you can sell to your neighbors with way less effort and overhead?

All you gotta do is keep a better eye on the border. Doesn’t seem like a crazy request given the large upsides for your country.

I’m not your buddy, pal.

Please point to anything I said in that comment that was incorrect. You can attack my character all you want but go ahead and discredit the words I said. We’re any of those things I said incorrect?

Lmao is that what you think just happened?

Trump told y’all to watch your shit or he would make you regret it. You called his bluff only to find out he wasn’t kidding. The second you did find out he wasn’t kidding you folded instantly.

I do not understand how y’all think Canada came out on top of that little trade fiasco at all lol

America likes Canada.

Canada needs America.

The unfortunate reality is that America has allowed Canada to exist because they work with us on most things and it’s a mutually beneficial relationship. Y’all sorta keep an eye on our northern border and we protect you from basically all threats merely by existing nearby you.

Yeah if we had to completely stop getting stuff from Canada that would suck, but we would be fine.

If we stopped trading with you Canada’s economy would take decades to fix.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Or in this case don’t try and enter into a trade war with the nation that basically funds your existence.