So take the planes, send Trump the bill, when he acts confused you tell him he should really be more grateful about this

I read this as “the day the old American ordered crack in the oval office”

Which is just as realistic because that display of “negotiation” would only make sense coming from a crackhead

The sad part is there’s a large population of people in America going “HELL YA! MURICA! TRUMP’S OUR SAVIOR!”