Read the article, that’s literally the first thing they explain

Besides which, it’s very obviously a train if you just look at it. It’s a small monorail train specifically designed for this purpose using existing infrastructure.

People are never fucking happy.

Not a switch exclusive actually, you could do it too if you wanted.

Honestly… I can only hope that when I go, I take a handful of rich businessmen with me.

Maybe they named it that hoping he’d use it and stop bothering them permanently

I read it. And I disagree.

It isn’t that it can’t handle it “right now.” It will never handle it. Nobody wants it.

But I bet “you can’t read, you’re just triggered by a word” is way easier to fantasize about than actually paying attention to reality.

I very much doubt that such a tether would be physically possible at the depths they were diving to.

Tons of people already can’t handle signing up for a simple account. You think having to get a crypto wallet, figure out how to use it, and pay money into it before you can even start actually signing up for a social media account is ever gonna fly? Not in a million years.

NFTs truly are the best imaginable example of a solution in search of a problem. Every single use case I’ve ever heard someone pitch is something that already exists and already works. But like… what if your hotel key was an NFT, bro? Whoa. What if your softball team’s schedule was an NFT? What if your social media account was an NFT? 🤯

It’s nice-to-have if shit really did hit the fan economically and hyper inflation took over. Glad the hype is over though.

Yeah i guess you’re right, a biplane would be pretty useful in that scenario.

Hell yeah 💪Love that for you

It’s 2023, and you still think they have any principles at all other than naked self-interest?

(why do you still have a Twitter account lol)

“I don’t care about protecting the vulnerable. They deserve it. You know, for being vulnerable.”

I have thousands of coins on my account. Coins used to be way more plentiful before awards got enshittified.

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