The closest I ever got to this story was working help desk in 1996. A user called up saying they had deleted the Internet.

Took me a while to understand he dragged “the Internet” to the recycle bin on the desktop.

Since you built one, you can probably answer the ergonomics question I’ve always had. It’s been years since I did fighting games.

6 button SF arrangement had the buttons in a straight line so your index finger tip could hit the quick punch and middle of finger hit quick kick.

The slant to the left arrangement breaks that. Is there an ergonomic reason why?