http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

“Am I a joke to you?”

Personally, I love Bludit as it is really simple, flat-file and perfect for blogging.

However, you could also look into WriteFreely if you want something with ActivityPub (= Fediverse). Feature wise very very plain and simple, but might noch give you most of the bells and whistles as other platforms would do it. Think of it as an alternative to “Medium”.

Emacs. But honestly, I have no idea what I am doing.

https://www.inwx.com

Feature rich and never had an issue with them. Prices are fine imho.