A story like this was told in one of the intros.

If you are in an emergency life or death situation and are bleeding, anything that keeps blood from leaking out is beneficial.

Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.

I was expecting condoms or plan B

I got SMAAAAAAASH…ed by a mouse.

So if I torrent something from someone who paid for it, it’s like checking it out from a library’s collection and not piracy. Got it.

/s?

Rougelikes are my go-to for that no save old school feeling.

“Held together with bubble gum and duct tape” is the phrase I usually use

Keelhauling?

…then you spend two weeks trying to optimize your code only to watch it break in more spectacular ways than you could imagine before reverting back to the original and hoping no one ever looks.

Pon-pon-pata-pon!