“Blockchain Developer”

“You write fast, efficient and safe code”

I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.

HeartyBeast
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Pick any 2

With blockchain? Pick one.

I only need 1: ‘Undocumented “feature” generator’

@lol@lemm.ee
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im a for loop developer

@Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.

Ya I wouldn’t apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that’s a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol

“Rockstar” “Ninja”

“Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code”

Where do I apply?

@fubo@lemmy.world
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“Adderall-Chuggin’ Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah”

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