Ont. mayor can’t afford to buy house in township she leads
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Waterloo Region’s red-hot housing market hits close to home for Wilmot Township Mayor Natasha Salonen.

Time to loosen zoning restrictions and say no to NIMBYs Ms. Mayor. *

Despite earning around $90,000 a year between her work as mayor, regional councillor and with the local electric utility, she says she can’t afford to buy a home in the municipality she leads.

* yeah, she’s still paying off student loans, and I don’t know what zoning restrictions are like in her community. But still.

I started reading and it took a few paragraphs to even remember that you already told me it was satire

“I’m not rich, I’m just a regular millionaire” - my favorite line.

I’m definately not a millionaire - what does that make me?

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Fishfodder. The answer is fish fodder.

Thousandaire.

I wish

Hundredaire?

😎👉👉 Eyyyyyyyyyyy!

funkajunk
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That site is parody - its basically Canadian “The Onion”.

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When satire predicts the future we’re fucked.

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