I understand that all the networked phones aren’t working and the PoS is no longer accepting valid orders and the server backups are all corrupted and half the company cannot access emails while the other half are replying to emails that’s causing a weird data sync issue and all the printers are jammed…
But can you PLEASE move my ticket request of “Right Mouse click makes funny noise when I click it exactly 7 times” to the top of the stack? It’s disrupting my flow. Thank you you lazy fucks.
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I understand that all the networked phones aren’t working and the PoS is no longer accepting valid orders and the server backups are all corrupted and half the company cannot access emails while the other half are replying to emails that’s causing a weird data sync issue and all the printers are jammed…
But can you PLEASE move my ticket request of “Right Mouse click makes funny noise when I click it exactly 7 times” to the top of the stack? It’s disrupting my flow. Thank you you lazy fucks.
I LITERALLY cannot do my job while this is happening!