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“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
smooth 👍
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Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point
Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
Damn son save some for the rest of us.